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coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

rorytheromanblog:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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this is the content yahoo paid for

instigatinglittleshit:

silvermoon424:

thescarysnowelf:

infernalhomo:

doctorhortonhearsawho:

abakkus:

polterpastry:

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  
Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IMVE SEEN ALL DAY

oh my god

"so beautiful" hahahaha i am laughing so hard

seriously no one noticed the lack of elbow? and those veins are completely wrong for it to be an arm…

I’M SOBBING

Tragically beautiful.

instigatinglittleshit:

silvermoon424:

thescarysnowelf:

infernalhomo:

doctorhortonhearsawho:

abakkus:

polterpastry:

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  

Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IMVE SEEN ALL DAY

oh my god

"so beautiful" hahahaha i am laughing so hard

seriously no one noticed the lack of elbow? and those veins are completely wrong for it to be an arm…

I’M SOBBING

Tragically beautiful.

rexuality:

if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS

sadpuns:

pegsiclecosplay:

downtothedevilyougo:

nicotinebatch:

averypottermormon:

it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious

it is 6 in the evening and it is still hilarious

Hahaha

9:36pm. Still hilarious.

It’s 2096, humanity has been wiped out by raging cannibalism, only I’m alive. This very post, is still hilarious

kamlna:

kamlna:

*kiss* be happy toady 

I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG 

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

Favorite Geoff moments from various RT Shorts
↳ asked by runintoyourheart 

nautical-constructs:

killa-kelly:

emilet:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

Fucking bees are the best.

Fuck yes they are.

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses